Dear Acid Attack Survivors (a.k.a. Chronic Acidity Victims),
If your stomach burns brighter than your future , it’s time to stop suffering and start sipping ACIDOCID Syrup—the Ayurvedic miracle designed to shut down the acid factory inside you before your chest becomes a full-time furnace.
Meet the Stomach SWAT Team:
1. Patol, Patra & Parpat – Gas Control Board: Stops your belly from turning into a balloon ready for takeoff . No more surprise explosions!
2. Giloya – The Immunity Bouncer : Blocks unwanted toxins like a strict nightclub bouncer. Acidity? Not on the list. Bye!
3. Haritaki & Vibhitaki – Traffic Police for Your Stomach: Clears constipation traffic jams and controls diarrhea speed limits. Balanced digestion, zero drama.
4. Vasa & Mulethi – The Firefighters : Extinguishes the flames in your chest before you start breathing like a fire dragon.
5. Bhangra (Not the Dance) – Liver Coach: Keeps your liver happy, so it stops producing extra acid like an overenthusiastic factory worker.
6. Chirayta & Jatamansi – The Peacekeepers: Calms your stomach before it files an official protest against your diet.
7. Brahmi – Brain vs. Stomach Mediator : Stops your brain from panicking over every suspicious stomach noise.
8. Nimba Chhal – Gut Cleaner: Cleans your system better than your forgotten New Year resolutions.
How to Use?
1-2 teaspoons ahead of meals—before your stomach declares World War III.
Final Warning:
Keep ignoring your acidity , and soon your stomach will be running on anger, regret, and regretful late-night pizza. Choose ACIDOCID or keep blaming “bad food” for your life choices.
- Ministry of Gas & Gastric Affairs
(Government of Stomach Stability & Social Safety)
