ACIDOCID: The Official Fire Extinguisher for Your Stomach

Dear Acid Attack Survivors (a.k.a. Chronic Acidity Victims),

If your stomach burns brighter than your future , it’s time to stop suffering and start sipping ACIDOCID Syrup – the Ayurvedic miracle designed to shut down the acid factory inside you before your chest becomes a full-time furnace.

Meet the Stomach SWAT Team:

🔥 Patol, Patra & Parpat – Gas Control Board: Stops your belly from turning into a balloon ready for takeoff . No more surprise explosions!

🛡 Giloya – The Immunity Bouncer : Blocks unwanted toxins like a strict nightclub bouncer. Acidity? Not on the list. Bye!

🚦 Haritaki & Vibhitaki – Traffic Police for Your Stomach: Clears constipation traffic jams and controls diarrhea speed limits. Balanced digestion, zero drama.

🧊 Vasa & Mulethi – The Firefighters : Extinguishes the flames in your chest before you start breathing like a fire dragon.

🍃 Bhangra (Not the Dance) – Liver Coach: Keeps your liver happy, so it stops producing extra acid like an overenthusiastic factory worker.

🧘 Chirayta & Jatamansi – The Peacekeepers: Calms your stomach before it files an official protest against your diet.

🧠 Brahmi – Brain vs. Stomach Mediator : Stops your brain from panicking over every suspicious stomach noise.

🧹 Nimba Chhal – Gut Cleaner: Cleans your system better than your forgotten New Year resolutions.

How to Use?

1-2 teaspoons ahead of meals – before your stomach declares World War III.

Final Warning:

Keep ignoring your acidity , and soon your stomach will be running on anger, regret, and regretful late-night pizza. Choose ACIDOCID or keep blaming “bad food” for your life choices.

  • Ministry of Gas & Gastric Affairs

(Government of Stomach Stability & Social Safety)

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